Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham

Version 1 :
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u [etyup] [etup] r t [ertup] e [etup] 
e [ertup] e [wetup] 0 [etup] [etup] 
e [eryip] e [weyip] e [eryip] e [weyip] 
e [eryip] e [weyip] 0 [eyip] 0 [0eyip] 
r [wetu] w [wetu] [0wtu] [wtu] 
w [wtu] w [wtu] [wtu] [wtu] 
r [Wru] r [Wru] r [Wru] r [Wrtu] 
y t e e 
u [etyup] [etup] r t [ertup] e [etup] 
e [ertup] e [wetup] 0 [etup] e [etup] 
e [eryip] e [weyip] e [eryip] e [weyip] 
e [eryip] e [weyip] 0 [eyip] [0eyip] 
0 [wtu] [0wtu] 0 [wtu] [wtu] 
[wtu] [wtu] [wtu] [wtu] 
[Wru] r [Wru] r [Wru] r [Wrtu] 
y [Wrtu] e [Weru] 
u [etyup] [etup] r t [ertup] e [etup] 
e [ertup] t [etyup] u [etup] e [etup] 
e [eryip] e [weyip] e [eryip] e [weyip] 
e [eryip] e [weyip] 0 [eyip] [eyuip] 
u [wtu] [wtu] u [wtu] [wtu] 
u [wtu] y [wtu] [wtu] [wtu] 
[Wru] u [Wru] u [Wru] u [Wru] 
u [Wryu] t [Weru] [uf] [yd] [ts] 
[eup] [etyup] [etup] r t r [etup] e [etup] 
e [ertup] e [wetup] 0 [etup] e [etup] 
e [eryip] e [weyip] e [eryip] e [weyip] 
e [eryip] e [weyip] e [eyip] 0 [0eyip] 
0 [wtu] [0wtu] 0 [wtu] [0wtu] 
0 [wtu] 0 [wtu] [wtu] [wtu] 
[Wru] [Wru] [Wru] [Wru] 
[Wru] [Wru] 
[etup] [etup] [etup] [etup] 
e [ertup] e [wetup] 0 [etup] e [etup] 
e [eryip] e [weyip] e [eryip] e [weyip] 
e [eryip] e [weyip] 0 [eyip] 0 [9eyip] 
0 [wtu] w [0wtu] 0 [wtu] [0wtu] 
0 [wtu] 0 [wtu] [wtu] [wtu] 
[Wru] r [Wru] r [Wru] r [Wrtu] 
y [Wrtu] e [Weru] [uf] [yd] [ts] 
e [ertup] e [wetup] e [ertup] e [wetup] 
e [ertup] e [wetup] 0 [etup] e [etup] 
e [eryip] e [weyip] e [eryip] e [weyip] 
e [eryip] e [weyip] e [eyip] u [eyuip] 
u [wtyu] t [wtyu] u [wtyu] t [wtyu] 
u [wtyu] t [wtyu] u [wtyu] t [wtyu] 
r [Wru] r [Wru] r [Wru] r [Wru] 
r [Wru] r [Wru] r [ruf] [ryd] [rts] 
u [etup] y [etuip] u [etup] u [etup] 
e [ertup] e [wetup] 0 [etup] e [etup] 
e [eryip] e [weyip] e [eryip] e [weyip] 
e [eryip] e [weyip] e [eyip] [eyuip] 
u [wtu] y [wtui] u [wtu] u [wtu] 
u [wtu] y [wtu] i [wtu] [wtu] 
u [Wrtu] y [Wru] u [Wryu] t [Wryu] 
[uf] [yd] [ts] [ra] 
e 0 w 
e [etup] e [etup] t [etup] e [etup] 
u [etyup] t [etup] [etup] [etup] 
e [eyip] e [eyip] t [eyip] e [eyip] 
u [eyip] t [eyip] [eyip] [eyip] 
u [wtyu] t [wtyu] u [wtyu] t [wtyu] 
u [wtui] u [wtui] u [wtu] [wtu] 
W [Wru] W [Wru] e [Wru] W [Wru] 
0 Q W e e e 
e [etup] e [etup] t [etup] e [etup] 
u [etyup] t [etup] [etup] [etup] 
e [eyip] e [eyip] t [eyip] e [eyip] 
u [eyip] t [eyip] [eyip] [eyip] 
u [wtyu] t [wtyu] u [wtyu] t [wtyu] 
u [wtui] u [wtui] u [wtu] [wtu] 
W [Wru] W [Wru] e [Wru] W [Wru] 
0 Q W e 
[0et] [0ey] 
[9wy] [9wr] [8qe] 
[8qr] [0r] [W0r] 
[0et] [0ey] 
[9wy] [9wr] [8qe] 
[8qr] [0r] [W0r] 
u [0eti] [0eyu] y u 
[9wy] [9wr] t t [8qet] y 
[8qrt] t r [0r] [W0r] 
e [0et] e [0ey] 0 t w 
[9wy] 9 [9wr] t t [8qet] y 
[8qrt] t r [W0] [W0er] e 
e r [qey] [wey] e t 
[0ey] e [0et] e [W0ru] y 
[W9rt] e e 
e t [0et] e [0ey] w e t 
[9wy] y [9wr] [W0rt] r 
w r y i w 
u [eti] [etu] e 
[eti] [etu] i [eyi] u 
[ryo] [ry] [ru] [wri] w 
w u [wtu] [wtu] u y 
[wtu] [Qty] t y [etyi] 
[eryi] y [ryo] [rtyi] y 
u [0eti] [0etu] y 
[W0t] [W0ty] u [0wty] 
[0wt] e [qe] 
[qet] 
[wry] r y 
[Teu] 
I [eyo] [Iey] o I 
[ryo] [Iry] o [wru] I 
[wru] [Te] [Ter] [Te] e 
y u [Qey] y [Qey] r r T 
[Qry] r [Q9r] y y [Twru] 
[wru] u [T0e] [T0ey] u 
I [ryo] [Iry] u 
[ETIy] [ETu] I [Ieyu] 
[Iey] u r [W0r] r r 
[wry] T y T [T0e] 
T T T [TIeu] y 
T r [ryo] 
[Irya] 
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[Irya] [Irya] 
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[Irya] [Irya] r r r 
[Irya] r y r [Irya] I u 
[Irya] r [Irya] r 
[0wru] r y r [0wru] I u 
[0wryu] r T r [0wru] I u 
[Q9ey] u I u [Q9ey] u I o 
[QI9ey] o I [Q9ey] E E 
[QETI] E E E [QETI] Q W 
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r [Irya] y [Irya] r [Irya] I [Iryua] 
y [Irya] [Irya] [Irya] r [0wru] 
r [0wru] y [0wru] r [0wru] I [0wru] 
y [0wru] T [0wru] [0wru] I [Q9eyu] 
y [Q9eyu] I [Q9eyu] y [Q9eyu] I [Q9eyo] 
I [Q9eyo] I [Q9ey] [Q9ey] E [QETI] 
E [QETI] E [QETI] E [QETI] [ET] [QETI] 
[ET] [QETI] [ET] [QETI] [ET] [QETI] [ETI] [QETI] 
[ETI] [QETI] [ETI] [QETI] [ETI] [QETI] Q W 
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Version 2 :
No Transpose 

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